Coyote Killers

Extensive research by my campaign comittee has determined a solution to our coyote problem. Its not hiring a sharpshooter, carrying a golf club, or throwing rocks. It is much more humorous.

This is what I found on craigslist:

“LOVEABLE COYOTE KILLERS – $100. 2 young donkeys that love to chase coyotes. They and 2 other donkeys were with our herd of cattle and did a great job of guarding them. But, they are lovers and now we have 6 imagine that.”

Yes, imagine that! Or don’t. But how exactly does a donkey kill a coyote?…Now if only I can convince the home owners association (and the people that we rent the house from) that two donkeys are necessary for the survival of our neighborhood.


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